THIS PAGE is for you. We'd love to hear what your ideas are.
Email us with contributions
- stories (whacky or serious), pictures, cartoons or whatever you want to
send us.
TO START with we'd like to hear how you'd make Darlington healthier in the
new millenium - we'll have one section for serious suggestions and one for
really crazy ideas (the crazier the better). If you can produce a picture
in digital format then that would be great.
EVERYTHING that's good enough and suitable we'll put into this page.
To start with here is a contribution from Adele Jaab:
Vegtables are good for us, can you work out what the following vegtables
are?
p - - s
(****)
ca - - o - -
(*******)
c - - e - -
(******)
l - tt - - -
(*******)
- a - b - g -
(*******)
cu - - - b - -
(********)
on - - -
(*****)
r - n - - r - e - - -
(****** *****)
s - e - e
(*****)
- au - - f - o - -
(**********)
- w - - t - o - -
(*********)
m - - h - - - - -
(*********)
Answers please
to QUIZ
(Send you ideas for quizes to the same address).
Adele has also sent in some Jokes:
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of
cards.
Sit down. I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon.
Well sit there and don't stir
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball.
Well, get back to the queue.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there's two of me.
One at a time please
Doctor, doctor, I've lost my memory.
When did it happen?
When did what happen?
Doctor,doctor, my hair's coming out. Can you give me something
to keep it in?
Certainly - how about a paper bag?
Send your jokes
to JOKES (less
of the "doctor doctor" eh. - Ed.)
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